I find myself the latest member of a new Order. One that seeks to propagate the truth, and allow its membership of science communicators to meet firstly, for drinks; secondly for communicating; and ultimately for networking.
Hmmm, don’t know if I’m really into drinking, since alcohol makes me more sleepy than happy. Communicating and networking with fellow like-minded individuals sounds absolutely swell though!
With that, I award myself the following badges:
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| The “talking science” badge | The “I may look like a scientist but I’m actually also a ninja” badge | The “sexing up science” badge | The “I know what a tadpole is” badge |
| Because I believe in the Big Bang more than I believe in “…and let there be light!” | Because I’ve been through too much schooling and 2.5 years of army | Because I’ve thrice photographed organisms in the act of mating – dragonflies, tigers and monkeys |
Because I couldn’t get the “knows how to collect semen from more than one species” badge  |
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| The “experienced with electrical shock” LEVEL III badge | |||
| I think it was when I was 10 years old – I delivered a 9-volt shock to my tongue. *ZAPPP* |
Join me in the coolest Order ever!
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